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qarylla ([personal profile] qarylla) wrote2002-10-11 05:53 am

Give me crack...

Or give me something else...

Well, [livejournal.com profile] kviri showcased some crack on his journal,so I figured I would share the love.

RPG
qarylla is a new type of vegetable that waters your plants! It recharges itself at night.
razza is an ornately-engraved sphere that lasts for up to a week!
vor is a strain of bacteria that wears a waistcoat and tie and clamps to your wrist.
ruqayyah is a unicycle that runs on a single AA battery!

ANIME
kenshin is a beermat that will not work outside of the UK!
shinji is a newly-discovered breed of fish that hums incessantly! It is not suitable for children.
shishio is a greetings card! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!

and none for me, because I was not suitably amused.

And now back to bed for 30 minutes or less.