Y: Did your friend have her baby? Me: Yes, July 4th. Y: What did she have?
1. *fixes questioner with best Captain Obvious look* "... A baby! Weren't you listening?" 2. "A springer spaniel! The doctors have never seen anything like it!" 3. "Pre-eclampsia, but fortunately they got it under control..."
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on 3 August 2005 15:38 (UTC)Me: Yes, July 4th.
Y: What did she have?
1. *fixes questioner with best Captain Obvious look* "... A baby! Weren't you listening?"
2. "A springer spaniel! The doctors have never seen anything like it!"
3. "Pre-eclampsia, but fortunately they got it under control..."
Dear me. :-)