Durgle meme

So, I am doing this though I am a bit nervous as to content etc.

But enough dishes are done that the kitchen doesn't smell, and I haven't gotten the energy to clean the table off yet for game, and the cake is in the oven ( Spice cake!).

Ask me questions. Any questions. Five of them even. I will grit my teeth and answer them. I will even post them in a mostly public forum.

Let there be cake!

Note to self.

When you want to make a layer cake using a 13x9 inch pan, use two boxes of cake mix. Or, ideally, just make smaller cakes.

Watching the cake try to break into two as you take it from the pan is distressing. But it smells good, and the thin layer of orange marmalade should prevent too many more problems with the cake before the full frosting.